larrysshowersthatarebritish:

opening-a-shop:

nowealth-noruin:

serverussnape-always:

• Is that John Green
• Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
• Sherlock fandom u ok
• Can you spot the vegan
• Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
• Is it night bloggers or just the Australians

Hardmode:

• Is it the Australian night bloggers

The new nerve wrecking

• Did I or did I not press anon
• Are they mad or just too busy to reply

Also Commonly Used:

• is this a fic yet or

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn

sluttyoliveoil:

following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

(Source: shadzu)