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So, I Apparently Have Schemers.

As I begin to branch out into the wonderful world of romance, I hear mutterings that someone would… Sabotage my attempts at doing the one thing I was never able to do save for cruel jokes and slaps to my pride.

I am not really more than annoyed by this, to be honest.

It’s a thing I should be used to, what with me never being able to succeed at anything. Right now, I struggle to bring myself to care about school anymore and while I am coming into the state of enjoying the company of my friends with some great pleasures (whereas I used to just have tolerance of all people I now honestly enjoy talking to people again), it would appear that I’m just not allowed to do anything of the sort.

I just want to exist independent of the actions of some upstart rebels. I don’t care what you have in your mind for this shitty town and the people that are stuck here with you and I. I just want to enjoy myself again.

Truth be told, I’m a sad sack of shit.

A terrible humiliating thing happened to me in high school. I’ve made reconciliation with the parties responsible that, while at the time I would scream and shout and bay for their blood, and am slowly recovering. I won’t go into details out of respect for the man who, while at times hard to understand, at least showed the maturity to approach me and apologize for it. His cohort at the time was not given the opportunity to do so until a party he and I attended, but I let sleeping monsters lie so to speak that night.

The wounds are finally scabbing over, if you want to be metaphorical.

I’m recovering. Slowly. Please just let me have this, whoever you are.

Do whatever you want to others in this shithole town. I will selfishly ask that you just let me be to succeed or fail on my own terms. I care not for your ideas of protecting me or her, just let me do what I will.

I will let you do what you will, if you just let me have the lovely pleasures I seek in peace.

Summoner Ragnaroth: So, it's come to this. I'm back, with a present!

summoner-ragnaroth:

Remember this post? And the post it mentioned and so on?

Yea, the one where I was going to make a parody of Panic! At The Disco’s “There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet” and it was gonna be gewd?

Well, you tell me if the following is good for…

I'm the Ragnarok Knight, Bitch: "There’s a Reason The Lanes Drowned Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet" [Lyrics to Panic! At The Disco Parody]

crocmon:

Okay now this parody is something I am making because of the following reasons:

  1. Panic! At The Disco is fantastic
  2. Nautilus Jungler is fantastic
  3. Junglers are manipulative pricks
  4. Trolling the other Jungler makes or breaks Jungler VS Jungler games
  5. Many people think one or all of the above is/are…

Please click on the URL there for reasons and things. I know it’s a repost, but I’m doing with it now what I should’ve done then: I’m posting the original song so people can get stoked.

I have the lyrics, might very well give it a sing and put it on YouTube for shits n’ giggles. And so it can get like, five views.

“There’s a Reason The Lanes Drowned Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet” [Lyrics to Panic! At The Disco Parody]

Okay now this parody is something I am making because of the following reasons:

  1. Panic! At The Disco is fantastic
  2. Nautilus Jungler is fantastic
  3. Junglers are manipulative pricks
  4. Trolling the other Jungler makes or breaks Jungler VS Jungler games
  5. Many people think one or all of the above is/are [an] incorrect statement[s] despite empirical evidence such as the meta, tournament plays, a majority of young women, and [ticket/Champion] sales.

As such, I’m working on sending my submission to Plentakill.

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